the brown ringer

While two person of the opposite sex are engaging in intercourse of a dog-like nature, the male partner slides a small cellular telephone, vibrate on, into the females anus. The resulting situation allows for a more literal booty call.

John was pounding that thirsty trick's vag doggie style when he got a phone call. Rather than answer the cell phone, he gave her the brown ringer.

by bobbyjoe003 December 3, 2007

brown whirlpool

When you flush a toilet and try to shit fast enough so it goes down with the water.

Yo! i just tried a brown whirlpool and i was to slow, so i had to flush again.

by Ktooms December 31, 2008

Brown Seagull

Farting while receiving fellatio so as to make your testicles flutter by the force of the wind.

I was getting head from this chick I hate and I totally gave her a brown seagull. It was amazing.

by Samdog III October 22, 2008

rei brown

Rei Brown is a musician who specializes in Vaporwave music and music to listen to while on a rainy day or after heartbreak. Also could be listened to when in a relationship. Also a close friend of Joji aka FilthyFrank.

Person 1: Ayy, did you hear that new guy who makes dope vaporwave music? He's called rei brown.
Person 2: Nah, man. I've been busy. I'll check him out as soon as i can.

by chloeburbank May 24, 2018

Charlie Browned

When you go trick or treating and you get a rock instead of candy.

Person A: Hey man what did you get in your bag?
Person B: For some odd reason I found a rock in my bag.
Person A: Aw man, you got Charlie Browned.

by Moisture Lord June 8, 2018

Brown Thomas

When a guy does somebody up the ass and before ejaculation he partially pulls out leaving the head of the penis in the ass and masterbates until he cums. The term originates in Ireland and is named after an upper class store in Dublin

I was with this chick last night and I gave her the Brown Thomas. Anal Sex

by Charlie-O March 9, 2009

Brown Spider

A fart that makes a shit stain in your underwear looking like a spider.

My stomach hurts so bad. I guarantee there’s a shit smelling brown spider in my drawers.

by PeteyPaplo October 21, 2018