stampede breakfast 

When you shit on someone's chest, mash it into a flapjack and start flipping it over and over, shouting "yahoo" while bucking on top of them, and then making them eat the flapjack shit.

I gave Mark a Stampede Breakfast yesterday. He was thankful for the protein, but there was a lot of cleanup afterward.

stampede breakfast by JimminyBrisket May 24, 2017

Afghani breakfast 

When you get up in the morning and you go to the cupboard, while you still have a woody, and to your surprise you accidentally blow your load while holding an IED while you fuck your goat and you shout out "Jiminy Freakin Crickets".

That morning was so weird it felt like I had an Afghani breakfast.

Afghani breakfast by cfthirteen June 10, 2017

Accidental breakfast party 

When your family all shows up at the same time to eat breakfast but somehow forgot to invite you, leaving you to feel hurt, confused and downright left out.

Grandma mentioned that she was making a breakfast casserole, however, I was unaware that everybody and their family would be attending the feast except for me. I guess they had an accidental breakfast party.

Accidental breakfast party by ImTheBlondeOne December 25, 2018

Aussie breakfast 

The act of going down on your girlfriend while she enjoys her morning coffee.

Usually done before not instead of providing her breakfast.

Girl: Man, my boyfriend was so horny this morning. He gave me an aussie breakfast by the pool.

I came so hard I had to put my coffee down.

Aussie breakfast by Aussie Chef March 21, 2019

Vermont breakfast 

Intercourse where you use maple syrup in replacement of lube

Did you and chad try a Vermont breakfast last night?

Vermont breakfast by THE_L0N3R April 2, 2019

Cherry breakfast smoothie 

When you wake up and your girl’s period pussy is riding your face and drips blood all in your mouth.

I woke up to the taste of blood in my mouth than I looked up and there my girl was with her cherry breakfast smoothie in my mouth.

Cherry breakfast smoothie by Southernjaggoff December 12, 2020

Country breakfast 

1 egg

This is of course a reference to Danny Gonzalez

I would like scrambled country breakfast

Country breakfast by MSRgaming June 9, 2021