Bottled twater

Water that can be found for sale in grocery stores that is virtually indistinguishable from actual tap water.

I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.

My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.

by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018

Bottle Bandit

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto” stealing various items that may have sentimental value. Such as a water bottle.

Yo, Amory your mom is a fuckin’ Bottle Bandit.

by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025

Bottle Grabber

Bottle grabber is a young guy that likes older men.

1. Youngin over there is a Bottle Grabber.
2. I want a Bottle Grabber to find me as attractive as I find them.

by Shortybig January 19, 2015

bottle of woha

The nice and amazing British way of saying bottle of water

Random British dude at the drive thru:hey I would like chips and a bottle of woha

by Lostbrittishmans August 28, 2022

bottle lip

The result of drinking liquor directly from The bottle. Usually causing the bottom lip to stand out in a putting manner

Ms. Edna was a profuse drinker for many years. Now she has bottle lip

by KingZulu December 20, 2017

gaytorade bottle

clear bottle used for weeing into when you are too lazy to visit the toilet.

if only i had a gaytorade bottle and didn't have to walk to the bathroom.

by master_ap September 23, 2011

Albanian Water Bottle

The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.

I had to take a shit but got distracted and pulled an Albanian Water Bottle in that bitch.

by That Bitch Carol Baskins January 31, 2023