retarded butthole

a level of fucked up that one gets when they’re extremely high. mostly in one of the top 5 highs of your life. if you remember the most high you’ve ever been and you get higher then that, this would be a retarded butthole high.

Guy: Dude you were so fucked up last night

Dude: I know bro i was full retarded butthole

by bigmo October 25, 2017

Buttery Butthole

When you Pam your dick for anal enjoyment

Bro I didn't have any lube last night; I had to give Brittany a Buttery Butthole.

by DalVlodan January 14, 2018

fluffy butthole

An anus that can appear puffy like a tiny doughnut. Or it could also mean it's slightly furry.

I was going down on sally and man she had a fluffy butthole!

by FluffyButtholeDotCom June 3, 2018

Trumps Butthole

A beautiful piece of art, and might be the only good part about the president Trump. It is crusty, musty, and dusty. Also, about 28 things crawled up there and died. It's also very smelly.

Why does your room smell like Trumps Butthole?

by MilaTheSheWolf June 29, 2018

Hawaiian Butthole

An alcoholic beverage containing approximately 50% Malibu liquor, 20% coconut water, and 30% Red Bull Coconut (white) edition. It may sound fruity, but do not underestimate the hawaiian butthole. It has been known to sneak up on consumers and compel them to pop out fortnite dances like there’s no tomorrow. Be wary and drink responsibly.

Bartender: What can I get you?
Customer: Give me something good that will hit me like a freight train.
Bartender: Say no more. *mixes up a Hawaiian Butthole*

by slim timmy February 23, 2019

Dummy butthole

A dummy butthole is someone that is really dumb and is very rude and is a butthole!:)😒

Omg Max was being such a dummy butthole

I know right!!! So rude

by Jeniqua:))) June 6, 2019

Face-butthole

Someone who spews an inordinate amount of shit from their mouth has a face-butthole.

Your face-butthole smells like you’ve been eating cat shit all day.

by MileHighHose August 6, 2019