jimmy got a bear holding a shark for christmas and brought it in for show and tell with his school when he got bullied the bear holding a shark viciously mauled the bullies to death
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When giving a blowjob and having your tongue at the back of your throat, this then allows you to spit the contents with excessive force like a lizard or dragon.
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I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.
I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.
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Origin: It's a lesser known fact outside of zoology professionals that bears love pears. While most bears do not encounter pears in the wild, pears can make for a delightful snack in the conservatory. However, feeding bears pears is a relatively inefficient way to provide quality snacks and given the average price for pears, it would be a costly habit to begin with bears in zoos or other conservation habitats.
Origin: It's a lesser known fact outside of zoology professionals that bears love pears. While most bears do not encounter pears in the wild, pears can make for a delightful snack in the conservatory. However, feeding bears pears is a relatively inefficient way to provide quality snacks and given the average price for pears, it would be a costly habit to begin with bears in zoos or other conservation habitats.
I heard the boss took Marc out to that fancy steak house because of his leadership on that last project. That's just the bear's pears.
by DeadMichael February 6, 2018
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