Banana Carpet

When a man has way too much pubic hair, to the point of absurdity.

Have you seen Raj's junk? He has a serious banana carpet going on.

by Egua November 6, 2018

banana fiend

The most dangerous of criminals. The only way to defeat him is to make him drop the banana, the eat it, effectively disarming him. Guns also work

"It's very simple to defend yourself against a banana fiend." "Suppose he's got a pointed stick?" "Shut up!!"

by Ghostsharklegs January 5, 2019

Banana

A radioactive yellow thing often found in a kitchen it’s almost as radioactive as your iPhone x so if you want to be cheap you can use the banana instead of the iPhone X. Gorillas are super Smart because they found their delicious radioactive taste before humans .

Man that banana was tasty

That banana be Poppin

Are you trying to flex by holding that iPhone x up to your ear

by I am super cool March 21, 2019

banana nanana

A happy feeling related to bananas 🍌 , that wants you to sing random banana 🍌 songs

BANANA NANANA 🍌 🎵🎶🎵🎶

by Hello it is a Irish ☘️ someone May 21, 2019

banana

the banana is the most delicious fucking fruit to ever live. seriously this fucker is longer than your penis. its better than the fucking apple and the fucking orange. you know why? because they fucked their mom and the banana didnt fuck his mom.

a banana is good

by @danner.1 April 15, 2019

Banana

A type of telephone and weapon. This classic instrument of distruction is used in comedies as "jokes" but in all seriousness is unstopable force. As a telephone, a user usuallly says the classic line, "yellow?" In place of hello. Nothing can stop it. We are all doomed.

*user picks up banana
Guy1: Yellow? Who dis?
Guy2: This is your father. Moms dead
Guy1: looks like you and me are going to have to split!
*laugh track plays
Guy2: wait how tf are you calling me on a banana?

by GhostToastBanana April 20, 2019

Banana peeler

A gimmicky and/or useless tool.

If you are thinking you'd like me to review your fantastic new banana peeler, I invite you to please fuck off.

AvE Dictionary.

by varu_nasolu September 13, 2019