later burrito

When you order an extra burrito from Taco Bell to microwave later.

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Korean Burrito

When your online friends mom travels to meet up with you for messy causal sex.

Memz’s mom flew from Phoenix to Philadelphia to give me a Korean Burrito.

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When your online friend’s mom travels a long distance to meet up with you for a very sloppy hook up.

My discord friend’s mom flew from Phoenix to Philadlephia to give me a Korean Burrito, and now I need to buy a new mattress.

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Defecate in a tortilla and you know the rest…

Tonight me and my date will complete a backdoor burrito

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The act of opening a man’s urethra and shitting into it. Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Durham loves receiving Alabama Burritos from Gabby.

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wrapping oneself in a blanket (typically weighted) as a coping skill

alan: shes in a depression burrito again.
blake: i know but at least shes safe
her: ..cozy burrito..

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When a female does not wipe herself after going to the bathroom

Jessica is gross. She just walked out of the bathroom with a soggy burrito.

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