Boner Donor
"When I was young, I used to make huge boners. Now I'm lucky if I make one once a year."
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Boner Jam
The pornographic version of Space Jam starring Jugs Bunny Poke-her pig, muff dive the martian and special appearance by Ron Jeremy as Michael Jordan
"Everybody get up it's time to slam now
We got a real boner jam goin' down
Welcome to the boner Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance, its the boner jam.
Come on and jam, your boner in the wall,
Come on and bring your boners cause its the boner jam, ALRIGHT"
We got a real boner jam goin' down
Welcome to the boner Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance, its the boner jam.
Come on and jam, your boner in the wall,
Come on and bring your boners cause its the boner jam, ALRIGHT"
Boner Jam by cheeeeeeeeeeeeeea November 28, 2009
Boner kill
Deshaun: Deshawn: I was about to get with this chanquia and then my parents walked in
Matt: Chanquias are gross thats a major step down from even ayako. Were u curunk.
Deshaun: I kno but it was still a boner kill, and i wasnt crunk
Matt: Chanquias are gross thats a major step down from even ayako. Were u curunk.
Deshaun: I kno but it was still a boner kill, and i wasnt crunk
Boner kill by Deshaun Thomas March 7, 2006
Boner-Shrinker
A phrase used by men to describe something or someone so ugly it "shrinks their boner" or immediately halts an erection.
Boner-Shrinker by livingalie246 January 22, 2009
boner-inspiring
boner-inspiring by ueafbsdgnvqile April 30, 2010
Boner Botox
Noun, A fact that makes you not want to sleep with a specific person, the idea being that they have made your penis flaccid (if not straight up numb) for an extended period of time with no potential solution for the problem.
Dude: "Do I know anyone you've slept with?"
Chick: "Yeah, your friend Pete hit it. I liked it a lot."
Dude: "Oh man, I did not ever want to be eskimo brothers with that guy. That is such boner botox."
Chick: "What does that mean?"
Dude: "It means I'm not gonna be able to get it up for you for an extended period of time, but just as long as it takes for the grossness to wear off."
Chick: "Yeah, your friend Pete hit it. I liked it a lot."
Dude: "Oh man, I did not ever want to be eskimo brothers with that guy. That is such boner botox."
Chick: "What does that mean?"
Dude: "It means I'm not gonna be able to get it up for you for an extended period of time, but just as long as it takes for the grossness to wear off."
Boner Botox by JewishPube December 14, 2010