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bertie

Someone who makes up farfetched stories and events which ‘happened to him’
When confronted about this he will get very stressed and insist the event did happen, if you still say it didn’t he will go on to be abusive.

Someone who falls in love every 5 minutes with miscellaneous girls over the internet having not met them, or even spoken to them for long.

A user.

Someone who has their head so far up their own arse they cannot see the light, yet continue munching on their own shit until they believe it.

Someone who insists they are fit and awesome at life; yet could do with losing a few pounds and learning to spell properly.

Someone who likes to believe they have a large female 'fan base' and are quite simply 'the sex'. Yet, unknown to him most girls think he is a total twat.
guy: "omg mate i got mugged twice today, then hit by a car and stabbed"
mate: "dude, stop being such a bertie"

lad: "i dont know what to do!! i have all these girls after me, who shall i choose? they all think im so hawt!"
girl: "right...you're such a bertie!"

*who in their right mind would find him in the slightest attractive? arrogant cocky bastard, he's such a bertie*
by don't care? January 28, 2008
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Bestest

WARNING: Dont overuse it or you will sound insincere and stupid.

1 (verb) The greatest, awesomest, best thing ever in the world ever! Despite sounding retarded, it is better than saying best.

2 (noun) Word used to describe your favourite person(or people) to have cybersex with. Cybersex is also called "talking" Mostly used in front of small children, parents, other unapproving people.

Also called a special friend. Not to be confused with a bestest friend. Ever.
1 They weren't just best friends, they were bestest friends.

2 (a converstion)
Person 1: "So, erm, my... bestest... and me, we were "talking" on msn for an hour."
Person 2: "Wow, whats their addy? I need to talk to them!"
Small kid/Parent/Unapproving Person: "Huh?"
by Lyddy Cool January 31, 2007
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bestesterness

its a word. i swear. usually used for describing a awsome person that you cant think of any other word for..someone that you really really really love i <3 nicki:
dan&nickiforever: i love her cuz she is the bestesterness:
by pyro4lyfe999 March 25, 2009
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Besting

Besting - adj - amazing, or the best ever

- vb - to do something amazing or the best ever
ADJ: Oh my God Amber, this cake is so fucking besting!
VB: Remember when Lindsay and Jake were besting it up when they decided to become a couple.
by xXNoahSparrowXx September 19, 2011
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Beastier

stronger then beast
ten times better then beast

overall big, and better then a person who claims themself as beast
friend say's "im beast in every game"

corny comeback would be "im beastier"
by legitbeast_ October 10, 2012
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Bertie Beetle

to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant
i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!
by Blanchy November 10, 2007
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a lo bestia

Ecuadorian slang for 'really cool'.
"Tu compu está a lo bestia mijo"
"Your computer is really cool, dude"
by EcuadorianGuy December 2, 2011
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