beast infection

a male yeast infection

i didn't wash my jimmy for three weeks and got a mad beast infection

by turdburglar0 June 7, 2011

Mark of the Beast

The mark on one side of your lover's face caused by long vigorous heterosexual sex in the missionary position. Characteristically shown by a red beard-burn on the apple of the cheek and black eye make-up that has smudged around the respective side, giving a bruising effect. The "Mark" can often times be confused as spousal abuse as it looks like the bitch just got punched in the face.

"I'm worried about your wife...do you beat her?"
"No man, thats just the Mark of the Beast."
"O"

by Bildivarian February 14, 2009

Beast Magician

A person, usually of beastly qualities, that can perform feats of such a beastly nature, it is said to be blasphemy, or Magic.

The initials of a Beast Magician are B.M.

Anyone that says that B.M. stands for bowel movement is a person that obviously has no confidence about their social standing, so they must make jokes about different topics in the field of excrement.

Person 1: "Yo, that guy is such a Beast Magician, hey, he's a B.M.!!!!"
Person 2: "He's a bowel movement?" (Looks for approval from his friends that he is funny)
Person 1: You are an idiot.
Person 2's "friends": Yeah, you are lame.

by XxiLuSiOnZxX April 23, 2011

Beast Magnet

1)A person who attracts guys that get any girl they want.
2)A person who simply attracts older guys.
3)A person who attracts the guy everyone wants.
4)A Kristina

"A beast magnet is someone that cant help to be attracted by beast!"

by bella43256 April 4, 2008

Sexy Beast

Maximus Johnson

Holy hell!! Max is a sexy beast!!

by Max lover March 4, 2019

budget beast

A person who can not afford high end street wear but some how still looks good. Typically shops at thrift stores. Opposite of a hypebeast.

Damn Jack is a budget beast!

by yodascrotch February 21, 2017

Hype beast

A person who thinks they are top dog because they wear fake supreme and say they paid 2k for it meanwhile it actually cost $3 of wish. In total, they are gay fags that think there good because they wear an overpriced clothing brand.

Hey look at that Hype beast, he must have so much money.

by cancelhypebeast420 August 2, 2020