While banging a girl im missionary position, before you are about to blow it, you let your arms drop and fall on your partner and begin to shake like an epileptic. Hence the complexity of the Asian Epileptic.
Bob was railing Ashlee in the missionary position, he dropped his arms and fell upon Ashlee and began shaking rapidly. Ashlee was upset even a little confused when she asked, "what the fuck are you doing?", Bob calmly replied,"you just got an Asian Epileptic".
by Glenn man September 25, 2006
Get the Asian Epilepticmug. Used to describe someone who is very good at computer games, or is too good at computer games. Asians are generally known for being good at computer games, so a Fat Asian is considered an extremely good gamer.
Frist started being used in dota and has since spread into the MMORPG gaming world.
Frist started being used in dota and has since spread into the MMORPG gaming world.
John and Bob are playing a computer game and Bob is continuously killing Bob.Bob says "BOOM HEAD SHOT" John says "Bloody hell, stop killing me you fat Asian!"
by Josh Yoshi March 19, 2009
Get the Fat Asianmug. 1.) A fetish that socially awkward and/or unattractive white men develop after years of rejection from white women.
2.) It's consider the mirror equavalent of fat white girls, who have been rejected by caucasian men, developing a fetish for black men.
2.) It's consider the mirror equavalent of fat white girls, who have been rejected by caucasian men, developing a fetish for black men.
After years of rejection from white females, nerdy but lovable, Fred Eisenberg, finally resorted to dating an asian girl and now is said to have an asian fetish.
by roninemae January 2, 2012
Get the asian fetishmug. derogatory ; a style of pubic hair only available to asians; straight, greasy and course; generally used to distract from genital aesthetics like size, proportion, and discoloration. Resembles Bart Simpson's hair when he goes to church.
She was cute but she has asian pubes.
Not only was he hung like a newborn baby but he has asian pubes as well
Not only was he hung like a newborn baby but he has asian pubes as well
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
Get the asian pubesmug. An driver who is constantly persecuted by white Americans because they're jealous of her higher academic grades.
by blueFlameBat June 1, 2006
Get the asian drivermug. The act of one individual, usualy with slanted or almond shaped eyes, attempting to persuade the conscience of another individual; these actions usually lead to some sort of sexual activity.
Brandon, you hear Lance trying to get with that girl?
Yeah Ashley, thats what you call Asian Persuation.
Yeah Ashley, thats what you call Asian Persuation.
by ashaloo October 21, 2008
Get the Asian Persuationmug. Note: This is not racist. I AM Asian.
n. The theory how Asians have wider and thinner eyes, thus limiting their vision, but widening it at the same time. It has been suggested normal eyes can see more than Asians, and this is still under study at the current time.
I can't see it because I have Asian Vision!
n. The theory how Asians have wider and thinner eyes, thus limiting their vision, but widening it at the same time. It has been suggested normal eyes can see more than Asians, and this is still under study at the current time.
I can't see it because I have Asian Vision!
by Defiant Blob February 10, 2010
Get the Asian Visionmug.