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rear anus

When someone can turn around and put a finger in their own anus
Jimmy turned around one night and his finger went up his ass, resulting in a rear anus situation.
by jodyskid October 15, 2017
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Dwarf Anus

A extremely tight anus; an anus that could crush a pinky with one swift clench
Goddamn, I broke my dick last night hitting this dwarf anus.
by Buttplugged_Giraffe September 28, 2020
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Anus Rectum Face

A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.

Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:

"I have left you leaking and squeaking."

May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.

<after five minutes have elapsed>

camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.

camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT February 7, 2025
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glaucoma of the anus

When one is simply tired of dealing with work bullshit.
Hey boss, I have glaucoma of the anus. Unfortunately, I can't see my ass coming in today.
by Satan McNinja March 10, 2017
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Anu Panu

She is the world's best panua u have ever seen:D No matter wat she will be there for u like a panua in the soil<3 she just a lil hyper cutie who is vey vey sensitive and has a smol temper<3 i love anu panu. She also takes a dump 69 times a day so she stanks but still Anu panu is only mine<33
-Miran Dissanaike
The Anu panu is hugging Miran
by AcidBurn007 March 17, 2024
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Conversion Anus

When someone converts another person to their way of political ideology, not through persuasion, but through offering bumming.
- Hey Bri how's it going with that hot copper?
- I suspect he might be a Tory so it may be time to prepare the Conversion Anus
by Polidicks August 26, 2022
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anus outlaw

A fool getting wild with his anus.
I just saw that Anus outlaw at the blue oyster last weekend getting his groove on with some man meat.
by Ray Suarez September 12, 2013
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