Alden the OP

A virtually perfect being that goes by many names such as Aldinius lll or Aldino and can do anything he puts his mind to.

"Wow! Aldinius the lll is beating up Goku! With his pinkie!" Alden the OP

by Man of Tungsten carbide April 2, 2023

Absent

The word used to describe your fathers leave. The word used to put shit in ones mouth. Absent the literal term, shitting on another's face just because. Like a dad who went to get the milk.

You had an absent father figure.
He absented.
His absent was immaculate.
She enjoyed his absent.

by RomeosHindu May 2, 2023

Alens

Aliens

Alens fly ufos.

by Johnston McKenzie May 6, 2023

Alentejo

The most beautifull region in Portugal, and where people drink the most!

Hey brother, Alentejo is beautifull af!

by Alentejaninho May 21, 2023

Aleena

A RACIST ASSHOLE WHO SUPPORTS ASIAN VIOLENCE

asian person: oh no aleena’s coming!! Hide other asian person! Before she commits a hate crime on us!

Other asian person: HIDEE!! SHES HERE!

Aleena: YOU CHING CHONG ASSHOLES. WOW YOU GUYS LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME, JUST LIKE MY OTHER ASIAN FRIENDS, RENZ, MINDY AND ANTHONY

by Sdh sndjzvsvdb June 20, 2023

alena

alena is a very beatiful girl that has the bluest eyes she has the most beatiful eyes that i have ever seen she matches my personality and humour very well i love everything abt her she’s definitely the loml right now secretly she has beatiful body i love that she very smart and intelligent person she always minding her own business and i always talk to her she has shiny blonde hair she’s the most perfect girl i ever talked to her beatiful full thick eyebrows are so majestic and she really fun to talk to but she doesn’t like watching long videos when u send her one🙄 i would say way more but no

i want an alena really bad

by grimaceshake June 27, 2023

Alien’s Brain

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.

That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.

by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023