Altbier

Also known as "Alt". German beer from the Duesseldorf (West Germany) area. It's dark, intense and delicious. Some say, it's the best beer ever made.

A: That was exhausting.
B: Yeah, let's have a beer! Ever heard of Alt?
A: Is Altbier that this awesome, tasty, dark stuff from Germany? I love it.

by thommie. April 28, 2010

Altruistic Comedy

When do something funny or leave something humorous where you are not present to witness the laughing of the audience.

Writing on a small piece of paper one of the following:

"Don't slouch"
"You've changed"
"Don't forget"

..and putting in a stranger's pocket when they are not looking.. they leave and you never see them find the note. This is Altruistic comedy... comedy for the benefit of others rather than the gratification of seeing the laughter.

by francoocnarf September 28, 2010

Alturdative

A crappy alternative (al-TURD-ative)... a shitty option.

We might as well go to the party and try to get laid; the alturdative is to sit home alone.

by The Legend AKA The Teflon Turd December 28, 2010

Althuis

a member of an elite group

Dude, I wish I could be an Althuis!

by Jim Watkins April 7, 2011

althuis

pronunciation: alt-ice

1.) a member of an elite group

originates from the dutch, literal translation means "old house"

He must be an althuis!

Das ist an althuis.

by Jim Watkins April 20, 2011

Altissimus

A shit-tastic hardcore "band" that prides itself on creating complete ear-rape with electric instruments.

Jim: Man, Altissimus really sucks my asshole dry!
Chris: Altissacore is ten times better.

by Phat Pail January 1, 2012

Altervale

A bad-ass band from Arizona. One of the best Metal/Punk bands to have ever come from the dessert. Check them out and get their free music at www.facebook.com/altervale

"Dude, did you see Altervale? They were the shit!"

by Altervale fan April 12, 2012