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anyone who crosses him DIES
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anyone who crosses him DIES
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The greatest comic book writer of all time. He has written such magnificent works as The Watchmen, V for Vendetta, or From Hell.
He is also known for having an extremely long beard.
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b) A semiotic phenomenon stemming from Canadian singer Alanis Morissette's 1996 hit pop song "Ironic" that caused an entire generation (and all generations after) to misuse and not understand the true meaning of the word ironic, resulting in a now culturally acceptable misappropriation of the word ironic.
c) A bastardized definition of the word ironic that is blatantly wrong, yet is widely used and is somehow still accepted in contemporary culture.
b) A semiotic phenomenon stemming from Canadian singer Alanis Morissette's 1996 hit pop song "Ironic" that caused an entire generation (and all generations after) to misuse and not understand the true meaning of the word ironic, resulting in a now culturally acceptable misappropriation of the word ironic.
c) A bastardized definition of the word ironic that is blatantly wrong, yet is widely used and is somehow still accepted in contemporary culture.
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'90's kid: "What?"
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'90's kid: "I have no fucking clue what you just said."
by Captain American't July 11, 2011
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