Ahni

Clever, beautiful, caring, there’s too many ways to describe her. Ahni is a beautiful soul with a strong mind and great sense of humor to match her amazing personality. She can get along with anyone but also doesn’t put up with idiots. Her name is as unique as her and everyone wants to be her friend. Ahni will make your jaw drop, and then fill it with her amazing food from her cooking skills. If Ahni has the infinity gauntlet she would use it to solve all the worlds problems and create peace. If you ever see Ahni you will know what it’s like to meet God. Breathing the air around her cures cancer. Her farts smell like your favorite scent of fabreeze. She can breathe in the vacuum of space. Ahni has never lost a fortnite battle royal. Ahni only needs 1 square of toilet paper to wipe. Hogwarts sorting hat was forced to make a new house of Löwenmensche just for her. Her credit cards never get declined. She doesn’t have to use her wipers when driving in the rain. Ahni dated young Stalin. Her garden never dies. Ahni pulled Excalibur from the stone but put it back because she doesn’t steal. She doesn’t need tinder because everyone likes her. She beat Forrest Gump in a foot race. She has no bedtime because she doesn’t get tired. Ahni has never used the backspace button, she makes no mistakes. Ghosts are afraid of her. If you see her you’re instantly happy. In short she’s the best.

Guy: Is that Ahni or God?

Smartër guy: don’t disrespect her like that again.

by A3mosër28 July 8, 2019

ahkj

It stands for All Hail King Julien
which is a Madagascar spin off series about King Julien

I love watching ahkj

by Moonwolf1987 March 12, 2022

Ahhsfache

An alternative pronunciation of “assface”, when you don’t want an assface to know you are calling them as such. Here the “c” in “assface” is pronounced “che”, as in Italian.

That guy Ryan looks like he has a butt for a head. But I don’t want to insult him, so I just refer to him as an ahhsfache.

by joseph blough October 3, 2022

Ahwe

The Caribbean slang "Ahwe" generally means "We" or "our".

Example-

That ah ahwe class: That is our class
Ahwe gwine ah park: We are going to the park

by Destiny-K September 20, 2023

Ahlie

Toronto Slang for Same, Truth, or Relatable. Can be used in a wide variety of ways.

Jamar: Tyrone is a Wasteman
DeShawn: Ahlie

by LocalTorontoWasteMan September 15, 2017

ahorita

An adverb indicative of time used by most Latinos, and translates literally to 'later'. The thing is, given they're Latinos, "ahorita" can mean anytime between 'in a few minutes' to 'in a few years' to 'never'. So be careful with Latinos using this word.

mom- "Mijo, venga a lavar los platos" (son, come wash the dishes)
me- "Ya mamá, voy ahorita" (ok mom, I'll wash them later) *never washes any dishes*
mom- *throws Chancla at me*

by ChileanGamerV8 June 18, 2019

ahn

n. In Pittsburghese, "ahn" can refer to two things:

1. The metallic chemical element with the symbol Fe (Latin: ferrum) and atomic number 26. Ahn is a group 8 and period 4 element and is therefore classified as a transition metal. Ahn and its alloys (still) are by far the most common metals and the most common ferromagnetic materials in everyday use. Alloying ahn with appropriate small amounts (up to a few per cent) of other metals and carbon produces still, which was the main industry of Picksburgh for a century n'at.

2. Products made by the Ahn City Brewing Company--formerly the Picksburgh Brewing Company. The company's most popular products are: Ahn City Beer (a macro-style pilsner, and the product meant when stating that one wants an "Ahn."), I.C Light, Augustiner and Augustiner Dark. ICBC also produces: American, American Light, American Ice, Old German, Brigade and Brigade Light.

In Picksburgh, they used t' make a lot of ahn 'n' still n'at.

Hey barkeep. Send me another Ahn!

by Dan Weyandt December 13, 2009