Burping the Turtle

When a male engages a female in anal intercourse from the rear, with such force that his member penetrates deep enough to injure her, causing the glans of his member to emerge from her vagina.

The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.

This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.

"Holy shit, that dude is bangin her dirtchute so hard he's burping the turtle!"

by BigMDub, ZachDB, Cpt. Pickard August 07, 2012

Choking the turtle

Clenching one's butt cheeks to prevent a bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that 7-11 burrito, I've been choking the turtle for the last 15 minutes.

by Johnny Quag September 23, 2014

Turtle Snatcher

Someone who steals and/or snatches turtles; An abductor of turtles

Girl: I heard you got your turtle stolen over the weekend.

Boy: Yeah, stupid turtle snatcher!

by Chrisman270 November 09, 2010

the breezy turtle

the act of holding a piece of turd in your anus and moments later farting blowing the air past the turd, creating a really bad smell of shit in your surroundings.

damn bro i have to take a shit really bad! i have a turtle poking ...let me fart....AHH SHIT ITS "THE BREEZY TURTLE"!

by DRFINEST2010 June 02, 2010

Turtle Porn

A word commonly associated with the YouTuber MojoOnPC who is well known for being late to his CSGO competitive match's because he's too busy jerking off in the toilet watching Turtle Porn

'I think Jordan has a Turtle Porn addiction'

by Who is Mojo u ask March 13, 2016

Sea Turtle

The last soda in the six pack rings.

Hey, go buy some more soda, I just took the sea turtle.

by thatonlinejerk August 05, 2013

creamy turtle

While in the after-glow of snoodling the circumcised man ejaculates inside the uncircumcised man's foreskin.

Dude! That's a sweet creamy turtle!

by fuzzy tweener October 01, 2009