by kevin_mouse June 28, 2011
Get the pittsburgh showermug. This is when a person will only eat corn for a week, once they are all full of corn the corn eater with take a shit on the head of another.
Jason's fucking a sick bitch, She asked him for a corn shower last night. to bad he was on that meat diet.
by Mr Cornman October 21, 2010
Get the Corn Showermug. (n.) The dredging of a damp washcloth through the butt cleavage, esp. in lieu of a full-body shower, or as an insurance policy against a messy or T.P.-intensive post-duke wipe-job.
1. "I could smell my ass, but I didn't have time for a full shower. So, I had to take a buttcrack-shower."
2. "My alarm clock didn't wake me up in time for my proctologist's appointment, so I had to make do with a buttcrack-shower before flying out the door."
3. "I don't know what I ate to have such ruthless mudbutt, but I'd nearly filled the toilet bowl with tissue from wiping so much, and there was still more shit than one wad could handle. So, I took a butt-crack shower."
2. "My alarm clock didn't wake me up in time for my proctologist's appointment, so I had to make do with a buttcrack-shower before flying out the door."
3. "I don't know what I ate to have such ruthless mudbutt, but I'd nearly filled the toilet bowl with tissue from wiping so much, and there was still more shit than one wad could handle. So, I took a butt-crack shower."
by DJ Rick November 16, 2010
Get the buttcrack-showermug. The art of removing a shower head from a shower and then defecating into it. The shower head is then returned so that the person or partner can then shower in the liquid faeces !
by Bulb November 4, 2003
Get the Fecal showermug. by StuFish October 6, 2009
Get the Dundee showermug. (Girl taking shower, I burst in)
Girl: Arrrrgh! What the fuck are you doing?
Me: Shower rescue!
Girl: Oh, ok, that's fine
Girl: Arrrrgh! What the fuck are you doing?
Me: Shower rescue!
Girl: Oh, ok, that's fine
by Dangerous G April 13, 2004
Get the Shower Rescuemug. When a milf is in the shower
by Norty milf July 15, 2010
Get the milf in showermug.