A total, complete doofus who just can't seem to get anything right, ever. Can also be used to refer to an animal, such as a dog, who acts totally off-the-wall, unpredictable and sometimes anti-social.
That goddam black catahoula just went after my neighbor's friendly dog. She can be such a jack-a-leg sometimes.
by superaynumerouno July 13, 2009
by Mo12771 October 07, 2015
Dammnnnnn that bitch had them giraffe legs
by Hippiejordy October 15, 2013
by Panthar December 28, 2007
The unfortunate walking condition that results from severe pain in the rectum, mainly observed after a SLUT is out on the town whoring it up with no guilt.
Dick legged is a bow legged condition named after a legal counsel from the Standard Legal Underwriting Team (SLUT) that gets plastered every time a bottle of beer or wine is put in front of her. After several drinks, dancing on a few tables, grinding on old men, and getting a late-night anal pounding from the bisexual hubby, everybody can observe the pain and regret she is feeling the next day simply by the way she walks.
by Andreas_the_Almighty January 22, 2011
by Missayyy May 12, 2008
by Theodore Huxtable Jr. January 28, 2014