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dirty jason p

The act of a going pee while shoving a q-tip into one ear and another into your anus until reaching climax (if climax has not been reach during urination, then this is considered a dirty brandon y)
Jason and brandon made bets to see who could properly succeed at pulling off the dirty Jason p, unfortunately they could only do a dirty brandon y
by dirty jason p April 2, 2020
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Jason Young from Harrisburg

Jason Young is a fag that stole Bam`s heartagram from his Mercedes, he aslo stole cd`s from the car. Bam has it on tape, but the lazy police dont wanna go to Harrisburg to arrest him.
Did Jason Young from Harrisburg stole Bams hearagram?
- Yes.
by FuckingRandomHero March 21, 2010
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this is what the black guy says in the new Jason bourne movie.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.
Guy1: yo dude look who just walked into the bar!
Guy2: jesus Christ its Jason bourne!
by The guy with website humor February 14, 2017
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Take your boyfriend jason to work with you on December 19th
Tomorrow take your boyfriend to work with you because its National take jason to work with you day
by vonnx December 18, 2021
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oh my god its jason bourne

Relating to the meme, "Sword guy Jason Bourne meme!" Usually used when something is unusual.
A chemical reaction in a science lab. "It exploded! Oh my god, it's the work of Jason Bourne!" oh my god its jason bourne
by OJAX1 January 20, 2017
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are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes
elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found
by ghxlthd October 16, 2020
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Jason

a man with a fucking phatty cock, really smart, and an amazing person. Any girl would be very lucky to date such a unit of a human being
Oh my word, Jason has such a phat cock, he's also really smart. I'm honestly sooo lucky to have him as a boyfriend
by sno0ze November 22, 2020
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