Used by Jack Nicholson:
Example:
Wife: "Honey I just wrecked the Porche!!"
Husband:"WHATTTTTT?"
Wife:"C'mon baby, goose far var"
Husband:"Geez... I'm better now!"
Example:
Wife: "Honey I just wrecked the Porche!!"
Husband:"WHATTTTTT?"
Wife:"C'mon baby, goose far var"
Husband:"Geez... I'm better now!"
by Kenny Chapman, Tim Sibley May 31, 2006
A small, almost unnoticable erection, brought about by an awkward yet exciting situation. The aroused must be a goose.
by Goosey penis April 30, 2010
1) To bother someone
2) To joke with, similar to "pulling my leg" and "pulling my dick
3) Another term to say hand/blow jobs
2) To joke with, similar to "pulling my leg" and "pulling my dick
3) Another term to say hand/blow jobs
1) Person 1 - "Dude, you suck at skateboarding!"
Person 2 - "Man, stop jockin' my goose"
2) Person 1 - "Yo she blew me and i came in her eye!"
Person 2 - "No way man, are you jockin' my goose?"
3) "She jocked my goose last night. it was awesome"
Person 2 - "Man, stop jockin' my goose"
2) Person 1 - "Yo she blew me and i came in her eye!"
Person 2 - "No way man, are you jockin' my goose?"
3) "She jocked my goose last night. it was awesome"
by BiGMaQ October 14, 2010
The shape of a hand made with all fingers coming to a cone position with the intention of fisting something.
by greygoose69 February 26, 2015
Someone who is extremely drunk/high that they've lost all sense of control and emotion. Being zonked off the goose usually results in an enjoyable experience but can be dangerous and must be practiced with caution
by Montoronator September 24, 2019
When you say you have a girlfriend but every time you go home you ask for your dad to finish in your mouth
by heyitstimmy April 17, 2019
Someone who has the most annoying laughter ever heard. Usually from a retarded idiot who has no brain or someone who tries to annoy people
Dude your laugh is annoying shut up. You sound like a goose.
Or
Hey do you hear him he's got the goose laugh
Or
Hey do you hear him he's got the goose laugh
by Call-me-clyde July 07, 2016