Jazzy J

Jazzy J arouses the younglings, seduces them and drains them with its unique 'ew' factor
Also known as Jiz (in my pants) J for those who have been lured into her Medusa snake hair and Gollum eyes.

Jazzy J shes a keeper

by ChandyKhanEhEhEh May 27, 2009

j-diddles

a cross between jack squat & diddly squat meaning nothing.

Friend: What you up to later?
Me: J-diddles, will pass through in a bit.

by Dash 5 March 9, 2007

j burn

When you eat alot of jalepeños and that same night you take a shit that brings a tear to your eye. Literally.

dude, i had a j burn and i couldn't sleep last night.

by JBesch May 15, 2007

J-Mart

In the TV show South Park, J-Mart is a parody of Kmart where all of the Poor kids have to shop for clothes. Token Williams, the rich black kid from South Park, wants to shop there to be like a normal kid.

Cartman had to shop at the South Park J-Mart because his mother is a crackwhore and doesn't make much money.

by ekulwyo October 28, 2006

hold J

according to War Thunder this word means exit and self destruct whatever vehicle you are in.

hold J! do it ya bastart!

by quote by "Squire" March 16, 2021

j drunk

When you drink way too much way too fast

Oh man, I drank a case of beer in 4 hours, I was j drunk.

by tyd May 25, 2015

Silent J

When a chick has a silent J in her name and you can taste it when you kiss her

Guy 1: How was that girl last night?
Guy 2: I made her go home cause she had a silent J in her name

by SomethingThatIsntTaken April 1, 2020