Dildoeing

The act of using a dildo.

We had a fine evening dildoeing each other.

by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024

Lettuce Dildo

Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.

Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.

by Ohfuckthat11 October 3, 2017

duller than a dildo

A simile used to describe the sharpness of a knife or cutting tool by comparing it to the sharpness of a sex toy.

Did you sharpen this knife with the rubber? It's duller than a dildo!

by 15thtexas1 September 11, 2023

Dildo swallower

A person that enjoys jamming various dildos down thier throat

I was at the store the other and saw a dildo swallower!

by XxDildo_lordxx December 1, 2014

Dildo Dealer

someone go sells dilods insteada drugs. it's better than a drug dealer because it'll last longer.

Sam- hey um what's a dildo dealer?
Cam- a person who sells dildos.
Sam- ohhh do you know where I can get one?

by Zayla McLellan May 21, 2022

Dildo

A thing girls put in their pussy and ass

This Dildo feels goooooood

by Yusbenenenenen April 8, 2020

dildo boys

Affiliated rockledge high School students who did whatever they wanted with no fucks given, it was also used to fuck with dbs (dirty boy swag) who were actual dildos

Random person: why is there a dick sharpied on the entire bathroom wall that's like 8 feet long?

Me: fuck must be them dildo boys fucking around... Again.

by Dildoboys March 2, 2019