Corona Ed is a guy who's got a heart of gold but gets treated like shit by females , he's always told it's not his fault. He gets the"it's not you, it's me" Everytime a girl cheats and leaves him. he's the life of the party, his signature move is sliding down stairs with a frozen burrito in his mouth while intoxicated. He a best friend every guy wants to have. Awesome Wingman. Always takes one for the team.
That Travis is a Real Corona Ed, did you see him slide down the stairs with that burrito in his mouth?
by Corona ed July 6, 2022
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He is the most seductive man ALIVE! His romantic fizz coupled with his ultimate facial harmony is irresistible and unstoppable.
"Ed Chime Box" is the ultimate rizzler and is enrolled at Moggwarts schools for mewers and looksmaxxers.
The Ed Alphabet must not be overused and/or abused. If you violate the melody, Ed himself will attack you with his manly rowers physique.
The words are said individually and slowly ED---CHIME---BOX and then a YEP NOW BOYS CAN BE SAID!
"Ed Chime Box" is the ultimate rizzler and is enrolled at Moggwarts schools for mewers and looksmaxxers.
The Ed Alphabet must not be overused and/or abused. If you violate the melody, Ed himself will attack you with his manly rowers physique.
The words are said individually and slowly ED---CHIME---BOX and then a YEP NOW BOYS CAN BE SAID!
by The Alphabet February 13, 2024
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Get the -ed mug.Ed is literally the best guy. He’s a guy you will never regret meeting. Ed shows you his love in a way other guys couldn’t and he always makes you feel loved no matter what. He’s a huge blessing if you ever get to be with him. He’s got those glooks as a bonus apart from his great personality. Ed is a guy you would really want to be with. Being with him is like being in heaven. Nothing to bother you nothing to make you feel bad but only the most confidence in yourself when you’re around him. He will be your safe place anytime and in fact is your home. If you ever get to meet someone like him you won’t regret the day you met. Always make sure to take the best care of this guy as he will be your happiness and the one who will truly allow you to be who you are.
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I wrote this for him because I love this guy bruh. 🥲
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I wrote this for him because I love this guy bruh. 🥲
by Eliiiii January 17, 2023
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