face hard on

Facial expression given when stonewalling someone in an argument.

I knew I wasn’t getting any sex tonight when I saw her face hard on.

by Big DG December 26, 2017

Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.

Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'

by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021

Steiner Nose Face

A retard with no friends. A person who always lies about getting girls.

You are such a Steiner nose face.

by Loldef12389 June 7, 2018

Face Shooter

1. Thought of while my bf was playing Call of Duty and had a want to snipe people in the face and nowhere else. I said that's what she said and thus the real meaning of Face Shooter "came"

2. A guy who wants to shoot, nowhere but onto his gf or bf's face. If ya know what I mean ;)

Mary: I can't believe he did that to your face again

Jane (victim): Meh. He's a damn Face Shooter.

Mary: Wipe it off...

by CaliQueen September 2, 2012

double faced entendre

somebody who has two personalities

You're bad babe, you double faced entendre- Oliver Tree

by mightknight June 29, 2021

cartoon face

A person who has the facial structure, hair style, and features heavily resembling a cartoon character.

Joe: Hey do you know Mitt Romney?
Shmoe: Ya, he's that guy with with cartoon face.
Joe: True.

by db1000000 September 21, 2023

It's got a face, but no body

When you see a little girl hiding behind your bed, but it turns out that you overreacted and she's actually just a normal ass kid.

Spaghett the Bear: It's got a face, but no body!

Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!

Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 14, 2024