Can't Sing for Shit

When your singing sounds so bad even shit doesn't want to hear it
Guy 1: Wow that guy sounds like a dying monkey!
Guy 2: He can't sing for shit
by sydlas January 25, 2016
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giving me the shits

to annoy or bother someone to the point where they can't stand it anymore. Related to 'getting shitty' with someone or something. Similar to annoying the crap out of someone or driving them up the wall.

Also sometimes used to refer to a case of diarrhoea or 'the runs' or 'the trots'.
Stop it Barry, you're giving me the shits!
This thing gives me the shits.
Watch it, I'm starting to get the shits with you mate!
This job really gives me the shits.
by referencedesk May 12, 2015
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shit sniffer face

Face musicians make during an intense jam session; as if a plate of shit is being held up to their face.
Carter was sportin' a mean shit sniffer face during his drum solo last night.

Todd's got shit sniffer face so bad, it looks like he's dealing with diarrhea.
by Whammy Sami May 16, 2006
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bull fucking shit

An exclamation usually used to expressed surprise or disgust. The combination of bull and fucking to shit further adds to the emphasis of the intended meaning of shit. Similar in nature to Jesus Fucking Christ, Motherfucking Shit, or Chicken-Shit Motherfucker.
Football game: The ref signals out-of-bounds when the qb actually scored a TD.

Tony: What?! Bull-Fucking Shit!
by The Teacher August 17, 2004
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Fat sack of shit

A fat person who sit's around all day doing fuck all.
Hey Stephen get some work done you fat sack of shit
by Marvinhanovver August 21, 2009
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shit pipe sheriff

Someone who takes part in anal sex. Generally gay males of a suspicious type.
"Luke Herbert loved to take it up the bum, but James Dixon loved to be the shit pipe sheriff"
by Barry or January 2, 2007
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Mexican Shit Kitchen

Sexual act where a woman is AC Slatering a toilet, and giving a blumpkin to a guy who is upperdecking the toilet.
Holy shit dude, I just walked into the bathroom, John and Kelly were doin some freaky ass shit.. it was a total mexican shit kitchen in there!
by darkproximity August 10, 2009
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