Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.

Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.

by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024

Two-Ball Patty

The act of hitting a second ball in a round of golf because your first one was garbage. The result being significantly better.

After slicing into the rough, he went two-ball Patty and laced one down the fairway

by redtenor November 27, 2020

tee-ball comedian

someone who is only funny when the joke is handed to them on a silver platter

Tyler: Yo that guy is so funny!
David: No he's not, he needs everything perfectly set up, he's a tee-ball comedian.

by hiimlunaaaa February 25, 2025

Balls up

Equivalent to "not gonna lie," "for real", "low key?," "genuinely," etc. Normally ending in a question mark.

Balls up? You really like her?

by weezerballs December 9, 2022

Logay Balls

Logay balls is a man is willing to try everything to rape you with his big fat body(normally very strong( strong enough to manhandle you) and slow)

"Somebody help logay balls is going to touch me!"

"COME HERE LITTLE BOY I WANT TO THROW MY WHITE STUFF ON YOU!!!"

by Logay you know me December 1, 2023

ball barf

another word for cum

-doing the dirty-
her: did you get ur ball barf in me?
him: nah

by sploogewhore August 19, 2022

jiggle-um-balls in yo mouth

The act of sticking your stragot of a friends balls in you mouth and hugging them all around

friend 1: Can i jiggle-um-balls in yo mouth

Friend 2: Hell yeah bro

by Billy bob mother fucking joe January 15, 2022