National Kill Strategetic Day

This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL

Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun

by Azterica July 14, 2023

national dress like delaena day

when you wake up the first and play your favorite pop smoke song, wear some J’s and be da little brown villain u are

it’s national dress like Delaena day dude we ain’t fuckin wit dat youngboy

by Dontgetsalty January 13, 2021

National Kiss Day

April 18 is the day you shouldn’t be ashamed to kiss anyone you would like in front of your peers so just go in for it and do it😜 good luck

Guy: kiss me

Girl:but there are people around

Guy:but it’s april 18 (national kiss day)

by Uglygirl122 April 17, 2019

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!

girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

national grab ass day

national grab ass

grab the ass of anyone you like ;)

person 1: joseph grabbed nicole’s ass!
person2: WHAT WHY??!
person1: it’s national grab ass day

by lovex10111 January 28, 2020

National Trombone Appreciation Day

OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.

joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best

by westanahealthytromboner October 23, 2019

national fuck Leo

The day where we all fuck and finger Leo

Let’s all participate in national fuck Leo day

by anonymous April 26, 2023