by yo_main June 4, 2018
Get the Fuck facemug. Alan walker’s favourite sexual fetish
TOP DEFINITION
monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"
TOP DEFINITION
monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"
by Dirtydogger101 September 10, 2020
Get the Monkey facemug. by Just_A_Ghost December 19, 2023
Get the face pushermug. British term for (usually) old, upper class, conservative, racist white men who voted for Brexit. Usually characterised by their red “gammon” faces caused by heavy alcohol usage.
by anonymous March 31, 2024
Get the gammon facemug. by GreenApple25 December 13, 2018
Get the be (or get) in someone's facemug. by mightknight June 29, 2021
Get the double faced entendremug. FUN WITH GUS.
FOR some reasons FACEB00K is 0FF where ALPHABET G00GLE WINS.
JAC = JARED ANDREW COHEN ...AIW"A" = ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WATS0N A LIEN = AAR0N PECKHAM ( DATABASE GAME CHANGER)
NEW 0NE LETTER WISE AS ISOLATION BUTT SEXUAL TEASE.
FOR some reasons FACEB00K is 0FF where ALPHABET G00GLE WINS.
JAC = JARED ANDREW COHEN ...AIW"A" = ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WATS0N A LIEN = AAR0N PECKHAM ( DATABASE GAME CHANGER)
NEW 0NE LETTER WISE AS ISOLATION BUTT SEXUAL TEASE.
NO MATTER how clean FACE 0FF G00GLE ALPHABET makes itsElVE'S both their minopolizations can never get rid of that SMELLY FOOTHEADERS MUSH ROOM(CO WORKERS SLAVE DRIVING ONFICE) FUNGUS STINK especially that ALL NIGHT CHINESE SHUSHU wearing ZZZZZZ!!!!!! OF YOUTUBE...YEWTUBE...UUTUBE....UTUBE. CHINI...NEW BIRTH +ADD W0RDS.
WHEN ANAL ALAN (JAC how am I doing ? "EXCELLENT" ,went into that CARPET STORE SHAW'S INDUSTRIES DISTRIBUTER (A UNIT OF BERKSHIRE ( DING DING) , has NO CARPET UNDER as HIS TOILET SITTING the"PRIVY seen" the SHOWROOM of how "FEMALE HE felt his DICK AND BALLS up , no ERECTIION to show and for that it was an AUTOMATIC FORFEIT of SUMPTUOUS SIGN including everything about his ID and such a NICE (JEWISH FAGG0T'S SHITEATER PED0PHILE he gets that all important FACE 0FF ALPHABET G00GLE TRANSF0TMATI0N.
For purposes of celebrating the MARKETING of ALPHABET GOOGLE by META as "YEP" , "YOU ARE RIGHT MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG , as " don't DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK , AS SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI , has that WORLD PEACE EEE NOBLE PRIZE TO WIN " OMNISCIENT CHANNELS" important UTILIZER AND EXORCISER in your "META FACE".
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ , D0NUT, CARDID, BUNS, PLANKS, JERKING 0FF, JUMPING JACKS, NO EXCUSES, SNUG, QURDS, , EXHAUSTION, THE "ROCK", WAITS, STEAM ROOM, ZZZ, FLEXIBLE, LEG LIFTS, MEMBERSHIP FEE, UPWARD STRETCH, SANDWICH, THAT GUY, WORKING OUT, YOYO DIETING, ABS, KEGELS,= FACE 0FF G00GLE ALPHABET = ELDER ABUSE "NUT HOUSE"AND OR "PRISON. ,(AS GETTING THROWN UNDER THE BUS)...
WHEN ANAL ALAN (JAC how am I doing ? "EXCELLENT" ,went into that CARPET STORE SHAW'S INDUSTRIES DISTRIBUTER (A UNIT OF BERKSHIRE ( DING DING) , has NO CARPET UNDER as HIS TOILET SITTING the"PRIVY seen" the SHOWROOM of how "FEMALE HE felt his DICK AND BALLS up , no ERECTIION to show and for that it was an AUTOMATIC FORFEIT of SUMPTUOUS SIGN including everything about his ID and such a NICE (JEWISH FAGG0T'S SHITEATER PED0PHILE he gets that all important FACE 0FF ALPHABET G00GLE TRANSF0TMATI0N.
For purposes of celebrating the MARKETING of ALPHABET GOOGLE by META as "YEP" , "YOU ARE RIGHT MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG , as " don't DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK , AS SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI , has that WORLD PEACE EEE NOBLE PRIZE TO WIN " OMNISCIENT CHANNELS" important UTILIZER AND EXORCISER in your "META FACE".
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ , D0NUT, CARDID, BUNS, PLANKS, JERKING 0FF, JUMPING JACKS, NO EXCUSES, SNUG, QURDS, , EXHAUSTION, THE "ROCK", WAITS, STEAM ROOM, ZZZ, FLEXIBLE, LEG LIFTS, MEMBERSHIP FEE, UPWARD STRETCH, SANDWICH, THAT GUY, WORKING OUT, YOYO DIETING, ABS, KEGELS,= FACE 0FF G00GLE ALPHABET = ELDER ABUSE "NUT HOUSE"AND OR "PRISON. ,(AS GETTING THROWN UNDER THE BUS)...
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 2, 2022
Get the FACE 0FF ALPHABET G00GLEmug.