Baby Syndrome

When the youngest child acts as if they are enabled to do daily things such as cook, clean, be alone, etc. Hence acting as if they are a baby. They are dependent on others aide and must be constantly nurtured by others.

Sally asked her older sister, Anna, to make her a snack in hopes she could sit back and relax, but Anna refused claiming she was showing signs of the baby syndrome.

by DoctorSuess December 07, 2014

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Baby Syndrome

When someone loves something as a baby but neglects or hates it when it's grows up. Most common with people who get puppies or kittens.

"Yeah Jess got rid of the puppy once he got bigger, I guess she has baby syndrome."

by UnseriousCat October 13, 2017

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Glicmi Syndrome

When you are a little slow, cant speak without stammering, and you jerk off to hentai books.
You also say "you are disrespecting me " while stuttering whenever you say something to him.
(ps. He also loves girls from around Kragujevac, especially when they have nice thighs).

"Hey dude you cant make up a sentence , do you have Glicmi Syndrome."

by Dr. Medusa February 24, 2021

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Meconium Clout Syndrome

When the sperm donor (father) of a moments-old newborn baby is far to preoccupied with posting photos and videos of himself and his exhausted, disheveled baby-mama to give a single visible shit about their newborn child, her welfare or the enormity of this moment in his life. Not infrequently he is making jokes about the birthing process and how he was like "no F-ing way" the whole time and how grossed out he was, "like you can't even believe the mess the birth process makes- so glad somebody's going to clean that up- like seriously, man!" Meconium Clout Syndrome has a very high mortality rate, almost always under very suspicious circumstances.

OB: Congratulations Mom and Dad!! She's a beautiful healthy baby girl and she's all yours!!!
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...

by Asclepius Minora February 15, 2023

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