Secret Hot

A person that you don't realize is attractive either because of the way they dress (like a work uniform) or because of your relationship to them (a boss or blood-relative).

In Death to Smoochy Catherine Keener sees Edward Norton take off his costume and she realizes he is secret hot.

Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.

by rolenthegreat September 12, 2011

California Hot Pocket

When a New Age Hippie / people from LA, shit in a girl's or a man's ass then dips a hot pocket or a sandwich in the ass and eats it like a French dipped sandwich. While eating the sandwich, the person that is eating the sandwich starts having intercourse with the shit filled ass.

Logan Paul just gave that man a California Hot Pocket.

by PuRgE445 June 10, 2022

hot booty cheese

Nasty morning breath

Today I woke up and my sister came in my room and her breath smelled like hot booty cheese

by Safe sex and paychecks222 June 18, 2017

Hot Rip

When you fart but warm, runny diarrhoea comes out

Derek: Becky, Beryl did a hot rip
Becky: Oh! That’s gonna stink!

by anonymous June 14, 2023

Hot Dinkie

A stolen dismembered phalic object, or actual penis.

That Lorena woman ran the streets with a hot dinkie but authorities eventually caught up to her.

by Uric Jargen March 15, 2025

Hot rod

When you burn your dick with a blow torch and insert it into woman’s ham wallet

Yo Jake I just put my hot rod in some girls Bitch wrinkle

by Bigtityfart April 10, 2025

Hot queso

A sex act involving scattalogical play with a partner who does not consume enough fiber, leading to a stool consistency akin to baby food.

Jim: What did you get up to last night?
Barry: That dude came over and gave me some hot queso.
Jim: Oh man, that shit must have been a nightmare to clean up afterwards.
Barry: Yeah, he needs to get on the metamucils.

by Jj4371838392 January 20, 2019