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cock test

Abbreviated CT. The ultimate test for determining if a given food is 10/10: ‘Would you shove your cock in it?’
A: mate that sponge cake was incredible. 10/10.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.
by putinkhuylo March 16, 2023
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Cock Waffle

Cock waffle is an insult towards the stupidest of stupid retards who have a microscopic penis.

Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.
Olli: "YOUR SUCH A COCK WAFFLE."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."
by F4k3_Fl0w3rs March 16, 2023
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Cock

Long thing that is good
Cock
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sweaty cock

sweaty balls mostly happens when u don't wash or u just sweaty and black.
i have a sweaty cock.
by yiufjn March 22, 2023
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Cock

Tony: mm i love that cock
Richard: i made it so thank you!!
by bombom239482 March 24, 2023
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Cock

Chicken
What were you looking for? A penis?
Tony: mm who made this cock it tastes so good
Richard: i made it!
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Cock of the month

Hi cock of the month Marc
by karma5 March 28, 2023
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