Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024

European Dog

A girl dog that when it gets excited is yelled at saying, "European all over the floor".

That European dog left a wet spot on the floor.

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

dog

a big or small doggy, can even be medium size

guy 1: i like dogs
guy 2: i like dogs too

by pondde December 18, 2022

Dog nutter

A person highly obsessed with dogs, a dangerous, disgusting monster. There are dog nutters who take them in public without a leash, in defiance of health and safety laws and are prejudiced against people who don't like dogs. A dog nutter victim blames those who are mauled for no reason. They also may find cuteness in dogs shitting. They have no respect for others because it's the dog before the human. Dog nutters can be some of the worst Karens out there.

Hey dog nutter. You can't bring the dog in here where people tryna eat.

by Sir Carlton March 3, 2024

sometimes dog

A dog I’m only responsible for sometimes.
The dog I look after when his family goes away is my sometimes dog. The perfect arrangement for people who aren’t allowed pets in their apartment.

On Tuesdays I hang out with my sometimes dog

by Moët686 October 8, 2018

smash dog

when a man is having sex with a woman then he pulls out and smashes his dick with a hammer

yesterday, i smash dogged myself when i was banging my girlfriend

by ricky flanders November 3, 2010

Dogs

Them crusty dusty slimy grimy swine licking fingers of the feet

Man! You walking around with your dogs out on a Tuesday?

by Lord Pink Lemonade Jello March 28, 2023