someone who is being a real big dick and telling people what to do but what they are telling people is wrong
by ice nort paint August 24, 2023
Get the dr dick facemug. When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
Get the Egg on my facemug. by iprobablydontknow December 31, 2010
Get the Ice Facemug. by Jhene aiko plug March 14, 2021
Get the Rape facemug. The loop your face makes when you’re listening but not very interested, I.E., An eye roll, nod, deep sigh, or nom-sincere smile. Sometimes unintentional, but can be done deliberately for effect.
Usually under two seconds long, and usually sarcastic or born out of sheer boredom and a desire to be polite when you’d rather be anywhere else. Also used as profile pictures on popular internet sites.
Usually under two seconds long, and usually sarcastic or born out of sheer boredom and a desire to be polite when you’d rather be anywhere else. Also used as profile pictures on popular internet sites.
(At a dinner party, trying to tell a story)
*The person adjacent to you, nodding and smiling over and over again*
“I was trying to tell you about this, but you’re just using a resting gif-face with me”
Alternatively, “Yeah, I don’t really care about their story, so I blanked and used my resting gif-face.
Or, “Man I rewatched that video I was in, I totally had a resting gif-face”
*The person adjacent to you, nodding and smiling over and over again*
“I was trying to tell you about this, but you’re just using a resting gif-face with me”
Alternatively, “Yeah, I don’t really care about their story, so I blanked and used my resting gif-face.
Or, “Man I rewatched that video I was in, I totally had a resting gif-face”
by Moth??? June 18, 2021
Get the Resting gif-facemug. A double entendre is a word that has two meanings
A double faced entendre is a person that has two personalities , mostly you'll discover this when you date enough people, when you've fallen in love with them and became blindly infatuated only the good angelic side of them is visible , but once you've spent sometime with them the other deceiving and cunning side will float up to the surface .
A double faced entendre is a person that has two personalities , mostly you'll discover this when you date enough people, when you've fallen in love with them and became blindly infatuated only the good angelic side of them is visible , but once you've spent sometime with them the other deceiving and cunning side will float up to the surface .
Guy1: I hate Sydney ,I always thought this girl was so kind, I the figured out it's a facade she puts up for guys to like her, such a double faced bitc-
Guy2: entendre, such a double faced entendre
Guys : yeah , that's the exact right term
Guy2: entendre, such a double faced entendre
Guys : yeah , that's the exact right term
by BlessedTofu September 28, 2021
Get the Double Faced Entendremug. person 1: yeah, zack chose sophie over sarah
person 2: i mean.. i would've too
person 1: true bro sophie totally faced her
person 2: i mean.. i would've too
person 1: true bro sophie totally faced her
by anonymous June 2, 2022
Get the facedmug.