Hot Dog Mum stands for a strong independent woman that loves her life and her dog. She does everything for the wellbeing of her dog but is not ready to lower her lifestyle just because she owns a dog.
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Get the Fumble Dog mug.The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.
Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”
Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”
Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”
Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”
Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”
Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”
Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”
Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
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Get the Jor-Dog mug.A person highly obsessed with dogs, a dangerous, disgusting monster. There are dog nutters who take them in public without a leash, in defiance of health and safety laws and are prejudiced against people who don't like dogs. A dog nutter victim blames those who are mauled for no reason. They also may find cuteness in dogs shitting. They have no respect for others because it's the dog before the human. Dog nutters can be some of the worst Karens out there.
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PSA- no dogs shall be harmed, the masturbation of canines is not included.
PSA- no dogs shall be harmed, the masturbation of canines is not included.
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Get the Wanking’t dog off mug.Often a pitbull, these types of large dogs often have mental health issues from abuse and inbreeding. They can go from teddy bear to psycho killer in a breath.
A pittie shredded a newborn baby because it made eye contact. When will people learn to keep these nanny dogs away from their kids and pets?!
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