cock rocket

1) stupidly small motorcycles that go fast owned by men with small dicks
2) penis so filled with cum it might explode at any given second

“dude, we rode that cock rocket so fast we astrally projected” (both definitions apply)

by ilikemymind August 26, 2022

Cock Blockage

The blockage of your cock when your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex but you whip it out anyway to try to change her mind

Sam: Wanna Have Sex?
Julia: No Not Today
Sam *whips out cock* how about now
Julia: Ewww no your cock is tiny
That Is Cock Blockage

by TacoFN March 29, 2020

Cock Tonsils

A hyper-annoying or contemptible person; esp. one who continuously offers unsolicited advice, tries to involve themselves in other people's business, or just doesn't know when to shut up.

"Dude, my guidance counselor is being a major cock tonsils lately."

by the Chame-Loc'ster March 26, 2024

gay faggot slobbering on my cock

a gay person sucking on your cock

nameuser: "hey did you see that gay faggot slobbering on my cock last night"
"double cherry: DUDE, THAT WAS ME

by gamingthegameringthegaming January 28, 2024

jibbly cock

A desease in which your penis slowly shrinks to nothing.

Jay moore has the worst case of jibbly cock ever. I think his penis is inverted. Shrinking penis

by Scorpio66699 October 19, 2013

COCK SWIPER

This is a person (friend or foe) who loves dick or sex so much. That when going out with friends or at a party, as soon as the opportunity arises they'll make it known to guys they just meet that their down to fuck. They'll hold on and secure the first male who shows they are willing to fuck to guarantee they're getting dick before the night is over. They are likely to do this multiple times in a night to increase the chances that they won't go home without getting laid. The more dick the better is how the cock swiper mind works. What makes a cock swiper special is, no matter the occasion or situation they ll will exhibit this behavior. Example, a group of friends are going out to cheer up one of there friends who just got out a bad relationship. The plan is to get this friend laid so they can feel better and move on. Well if a cock swiper is in the group, the cock swiper will say they're there to help the lonely friend. However the second they walk into the club. The cock swiper is doing everything possible to get all the attention from the males. Making the mission and reason for going out harder for the heart broken friend looking to move on.

I love her but we all know Missy is a cock swiper. If we invite her this time, we'll never find Jill a man.

by Paul Pickle November 27, 2021

Cock

A male private part

That’s a huge cock

by Enardo December 24, 2023