Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024

Fucking dog

When some cunt gets in ya fucking way like a brainless animal and ya get pissed at them fuck off.

Fucking dog cunt get out of my way

by anonymous June 24, 2022

Dogs

Them crusty dusty slimy grimy swine licking fingers of the feet

Man! You walking around with your dogs out on a Tuesday?

by Lord Pink Lemonade Jello March 28, 2023

Dog Shot

When you're doing doggy style and your partner shoots cum.

- I had so much fun yesterday, the bitch I fucked did a dog shot on me after i doggied her

by PvBierny March 15, 2021

Dog nutter

A person highly obsessed with dogs, a dangerous, disgusting monster. There are dog nutters who take them in public without a leash, in defiance of health and safety laws and are prejudiced against people who don't like dogs. A dog nutter victim blames those who are mauled for no reason. They also may find cuteness in dogs shitting. They have no respect for others because it's the dog before the human. Dog nutters can be some of the worst Karens out there.

Hey dog nutter. You can't bring the dog in here where people tryna eat.

by Sir Carlton March 3, 2024

Dog oogie

Bright reddy brown dog turds with an orange/yellow center, similar to an onion bahjee.

He realised to his horror he had stepped into a impressive pile of dog oogie.

by Revels March 26, 2003

Devil dog

When two black males have sex with a white girl. One puts it in her butt and the other in the front. Then they double high five after they cum.

Did you bros devil dog her?

by Mackdaddy77 November 6, 2019