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Pulling A Sharpie

Being so fucking indecisive as to create a online social media website event and not even respond to whether you are going or not yourself.

You may also reply "maybe" to other people's events and then have a 99.3% chance of turning up. In the 0.7% chance you do not turn up you will apologise and then probably create another event in sympathy for missing the previous one, again, you will put "maybe attending".
Bro: "He man, I've just created this awesome party event. You gonna come?"

Bro2: "Yer"

Bro3: "YER!!!one!!!"

Bro4: "Let's get so drunk we aren't legally able to drive!"

Bro5: "Soz can't, my mum's funeral x"

Bro2: "Faggot"

Bro6: *doesn't respond, but turns up, and has seen and viewed the event multiple times*

Bro2,Bro3,Bro4,Bro5: "Bro6, Pulling A Sharpie"
by Fuckface69 August 23, 2012
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Pull the gizzards

to jack off a penis or anything phallic.
1. "I'm going to go watch some porn and pull the gizzards," he said.

2. "I'll pull his gizzards, anyday!"
by McAlperson November 28, 2012
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pulling a norm

being rude to everyone. being unbearable and super self centred at all times. being a snitch and just being all around a terrible person!
jess: shut the fuck up you're stupid and I am beautiful
me: OMG stop pulling a norm
by imyourbitch123445 May 29, 2018
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Gallop Pull

After my alarm went off, I barely had time for a gallop pull before my Mom came up and yelled at me to get moving
by sneederbee February 26, 2011
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pull the devil trigger

cumming into your girlfriend while doing it in doggy style and yanking her tits and screaming the rank of sex.
me and my GF tried to "pull the devil trigger" but it sucked and i gave her a D.
by dante'sSSS October 24, 2019
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to pull a luis

total abandonment of once friends of a sack of a relationship

makes plans and cancel last minute or not at all

can lead to a huge divide of a friendship or a friendship group

fall in love head over heels and neglect many other duties/responsibilities
I arranged to meet Andre yesterday but he decided to pull a luis on me.
Since the start of his relationship, he pulls a luis on us.
Why are you not friends with her anymore? She pulled a luis on me.
by lovefaller February 12, 2019
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pulling a trofey

The act of disappearing when you know you can't win. Pulling a trofey can be seen both as unsportsmanlike behavior but it can also be seen as a way to conserve precious time. For some, it's a way of life.
1) ...so Marko and me met these 2 student chicks in the bar last night.. The beautiful blonde clicked with me right away, but the chubby one went for Marko. 20 minutes in to it, the guy couldn't handle it so he pulled a trofey. Had to buy Becky cheeseburgers all night to avoid the cockblock.

2) I've paid my son 5 months of private tutoring for the graduate exam, i was so sure he was ready for medschool. You know what happened at the exam? Little bastard didn't last 10 minutes without pulling a trofey!

3) A: Wow Jenny, long time no see.. Last time you were telling me Brendan proposed on you?

J: That asshole pulled a trofey on me...
A: Omg, that is horrible, what happened?
J: One day I told him I was pregnant. He was so happy to hear it, i couldn't anticipate anything. Anyway day after when i came from work his things were gone and he has not been in town since..
by agent rapha February 10, 2024
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