Pulled a Susie

acting sloth-like; sleeping and eating all day due to lack of motivation

-I pulled a Susie yesterday and now I feel so relaxed today.

-Instead of going to work I pulled a Susie.

by Vegetable_Lasagna May 12, 2016

Pulling a Val

Getting Kicked from a game by way of disconnection

Pulling a Val sucks when you are in the middle of a game

by SSSBTS March 13, 2021

turbo pull

A vigorous, at speed masturbation technique that needs to finish in sub 3 minutes. Likely to be carried out under extreme pressure.

I had a turbo pull in between meetings, took me less than 2 minutes... LAD!

by turbo pull February 2, 2017

Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .

by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021

pulling an aditya

to become one with aditya and act like him

1: yo my girl aint responding to my dms
2:maybe bros pulling an aditya

by aarf February 22, 2023

Vagitational pull

The uncanny ability to appeal to women everywhere you go.

Every where I go ,I got ladies flocking to me, straight vagitational pull..

by Troubled T-Roy December 10, 2012

Afghani pull-out

When having sex with a stripper and you pull out, but the act still results in pregnancy

My buddy Hunter did an Afghani pull-out and now he is a baby daddy.

by Eurloch August 17, 2021