horn dog

someone who is gross and super horny.

girl one: you know that guy alexander?
girl two: oh yeah, stay away. he’s a horn dog.

by garlicbreadsam July 25, 2020

Corn Dog

When the dick gets covered with shit like a corn dog after anal intercourse.

I hooked up with Gwendolyn last night and she gave me a PHAT CORN DOG LAST NIGHT!

by xoxophatpouseyxoxo April 28, 2020

Chewin' the dog

Not a widely recognized phrase, popularized in Rockstar Games 2010 title 'Red Dead Redemption'. The expression is used to describe the act of engaging in casual conversation, often without any specific purpose other than to socialize or pass the time. Similar to more commonly known phrases such as 'shooting the breeze' or 'chewing the fat,' 'Chewin’ the dog' brings to mind images of relaxed, informal dialogue.

Jake: "You ain't very talkative, are you?"
John: "No."
Jake: "I'm just chewin' the dog, mister. It's how I am. I don't mean nothin' by it."

by yungdookiesac April 1, 2024

sometimes dog

A dog I’m only responsible for sometimes.
The dog I look after when his family goes away is my sometimes dog. The perfect arrangement for people who aren’t allowed pets in their apartment.

On Tuesdays I hang out with my sometimes dog

by Moët686 October 8, 2018

mop dog

A term for being The third wheel in a relationship. Like a dog

I think that Joan is acting like a mop dog to jack and jill

by Big brain boi August 16, 2022

Fluff the dog

During the act of oral intercourse the giver stops sucking/licking and gives the recipient a raspberry on the genitals.

I was going down on the ol’lady and decided to fluff the dog! She came instantly.

by TnE25 September 17, 2020

Hot dog units

A Hot dog unit is a measurement in which, the stench of gas station hot dogs reach. Three things have to be in place for hotdog units to be used.

1: The area has some warm, meaty, hot doggy stench.

2: You must be able to identify areas that have breathable air, versus hot dog stench.

3: When walking into an area, you'll know if you smell hot dogs.

Dude1: "Hey bro, I just walked into that crumby gas station, and got a big whiff of nasty ass hotdogs, I could smell them like a mile away!"

Dude2: "bro, that has to be at least like 12 hot dog units of stench man."

by Mountaineer007251 December 18, 2020