pulling a jordan

when u have brown hair and can't go 5 mins without making a sexual joke

pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood

jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."

by your typical sveenth grade kid April 17, 2022

Pulling a ethan

When you play girls and use them leaving them confused

“Yo I just saw Ben pulling a ethan”

by Erikka February 27, 2020

Pulling an Anubis

It's when a person confesses his/her feelings for a crush of some sort after 2 to 6 days of knowing them

P1: hey
P2: hi
P1: *pulling an Anubis* I love you

by Paper_boy July 7, 2018

pull a coulombe

when you try to open a joint account

Hey friend, would you pull a coulombe with me this weekend? Iwould you like to open a new joint account with you?

by a simple guy doing his thing September 29, 2017

to pull an Auri

When youre obviously better than the enemy player you're facing, but somehow choke to hard you want to end your life.

I pulled an Auri last game
I wrecked him so hard I think he pulled an Auri

to pull an Auri
pulling an Auri
pulled an Auri

by ArcadeSandwich May 30, 2018

Pulling a Houfe!ni

The act when one consumes so much food they weigh more than the observable universe and collapsing the entire time continuum and turning into a black hole.

Man 1 "Whoa, how is that guy becoming a black hole!?"
Man 2 " Oh, he's just pulling a Houfe!ni."

by Houf!eni December 14, 2024

pulling an ollie

when you gatekeep your halloween costume from your friends who have already told eachother 😒

come on dude! stop before you’re pulling an ollie…

by fjdjdjdjdjjdjd October 26, 2022