pull out the uke

Used when somebody needs to apologize for something they did, especially when they don't believe that they need to apologize.

Ex 1: "Apparently HR says I need to pull out the uke for making a bunch of weirdly sexual comments"
Ex 2: Man 1 - "Did you hear that Jason called his wife fat?"
Man 2 - "Yeah, he had to pull out the uke."

by manmansbiggestfan September 3, 2023

Pull a Neo

Rendering your vote useless in a multiple choice vote by selecting every answer. Often done to express that you like all options and can't decide.

"So, what option did you vote for?"
"All of them"
"Don't pull a Neo, your vote is useless now"

by Wickie_I August 22, 2022

Pulling a Celestine

To impregnate yourself and your sexual partner simultaneously.

Make sure to use protection or you may end up pulling a celestine

by RoyalFuckery July 13, 2022

Pull A Kerry

To crash a gathering of people in a public place simply based on the knowledge of said gathering, not by invitation.

Phil totally tried to pull a Kerry last night. I told him I was on a date at Denny's and he showed up!"

by RCamo November 18, 2010

pulling a pete

Pulling a pete. Previously been known as "joining the bandwagon" and being in denial that you have, in fact, joined the bandwagon.

My neighbor the Lakers fan is "pulling a Pete" and acting like he is a die hard spurs fan because it is convenient at this time.

by theTRUEfan June 16, 2013

Pulling a Trump

My version of Trump's Law, also known as "Pulling a Trump":

"While he has the right to remain silent, he doesn't have the ability."

"There he goes again, blathering away, on and on, pulling a Trump."

by Skarr Phase 2 New Email March 26, 2024

Pulling a susan

When someone asks you a very specific question and you refrain from answering or change the subject.

Best on everybody's favourite practitioner Susan Wojcicki.

Everytime I ask him anything he just keeps pulling a susan.

by Just_Jazz January 6, 2020