Ball Lightning

When a male wears silk pajamas without undies to bed, causing static electricity buildup in the groin area.

My friend Fred here once decided to go commando in his silk pajamas. He never does it after a particularly bad case of ball lightning!

by Reixin April 18, 2022

schmuggy ball

Ball made from paper towel or toilet paper then wet with water. Used for throwing at unsuspecting kids. Can also be thrown up to the ceiling where it will stick.

Did you see all the schmuggy balls on the ceiling above Jim's bunk?

by knishknosh December 22, 2013

Cockie Ball torture

When a girl consistently bites your cockie and spits on your balls which makes you ejaculate blood.

"My girl gave me cockie ball torture last night, it was the best," "Awwww lucky man."

by googoogoogoogagagagaga December 7, 2022

Ball to Balls Contact

When you’re playing a sport that uses a ball and it hits your scrotum

Guy: Oh shit! The basketball just hit me right in the balls!
Guy 2: That’s Ball to Balls Contact right there!

by StudMastaFlex34 April 2, 2022

Ball Stew

When you sit on the drum chair for an hour at a sweaty rock n roll concert, you develop this substance under your genitals called ball stew

Brady: Why are you scratching your balls so aggressively?
Jimmy: Hey man, it's Fucking hot in there sitting on that drum chair and it's like ball stew down there man

by sammi66crush September 23, 2021

Blue Collar Balls

When a man works a 9-5 job and need to ejaculate badly after his shift

" Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"

by anonymous October 9, 2025

Gay Balls Hotel

the coolest and gayest friend group ever (aka alex, mars, max, shuu/zen, and roz <333) the best friend group evr!!!!! thx for changing my life gaylords you guys genuinely made my year so eventful and fun !! (/kinda srs but also /j idk)

Someone: yo have you heard about the gay balls hotel members!?
Someone#2: yeah theyr the best!!!!

by totally not kou September 1, 2022