Dog

A furry potato that is worshiped by humans.

I got my dog some treats today.

by Grandmaaaaaaaaa October 21, 2020

Nigga dog food

Any kind of cheap, store-bought dog food that causes your dog to break out or develop other maladies and/or illnesses.

I could not get my dog quality dog food for her dinner tonight. She will have to settle for Nigga dog food. I hope it doesn't cause issues for her later on.

by Kt nola April 13, 2023

Mad Dogged

The act of getting stalked by someone you don't want to talk to, but they are persistent to the point you can't go anywhere until you have talk to them.

I tried to come over to your pad, but my neighbor Mad Dogged me into hearing about her latest ailment.

by jasonace October 21, 2015

Poverty Dogs

A hotdog in a slice of bread because you are poor

"Were havin poverty dogs tonight" Fuck yeah

by Gasflame961 January 26, 2024

California Roller Dog

California roller dog is the act of replacing gas station hot dogs with steamy, solid, and rigid turds.

Last Friday night me and ole Ricky mosied on down to the 7/11 on the corner and delivered em the California roller dogs they didn’t know they needed.

by Larry the hog squeeler May 15, 2024

Slaw dog

The result of male masturbation, specifically in the shower, where the combination of water, soap/shampoo/conditioner and vigorous repetition of masturbatory movements results in a cole slaw like appearance on the penis.

David didn’t get any satisfaction from his wife so he ended his shower with a slaw dog.

by Khay January 4, 2021

Military Dog

An attractive woman hired by the military to raise recruitment via social media.

I saw this one thirst tiktok of a military dog. She's so hot.

by aggressive_nee February 12, 2023