National Puke Day

It’s the day after Halloween so you know what that means... NATIONAL PUKE DAY. Time to eat every last bit of can’t you have and then puke it all back up.

Hey Timmy ready for National Puke Day!

by Velozity November 1, 2019

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National Foamer Day

August 2nd,

Day where idiots foam over trains to the excitement of nobody. Nobody likes foamers yet they still exist and therefore like anything else, get a day because they are so well known and disliked.

Man.. these idiots are getting excited for National foamer day. I can see them now piling around plant city and spamming the chat of Virtual Railfan.

by Alco Northern August 2, 2022

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National throw Doom day

21th of October. When you can throw Doom around with no permission needed, even though he is 5'6"

National throw Doom day is the best day ever

by Goracio October 21, 2021

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National Grab Boob Day

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.

Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”

by turbowashere March 26, 2022

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National Tape Dispenser Day

Tape Dispenser get used rarely and then forgotten about until needed again. We as a society under appreciate them. So November 23rd is National Tape Dispenser day in honor of all tape dispensers big and small.

“Yo did you know that it’s National Tape Dispenser Day??”

by mehmehdoggie November 23, 2023

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