mermaid sex

when a mommy mermaid and a daddy mermaid rub there tails against eachother while screaming i'm cumming for you boi and im cumming hard

wierd pervert guy: hey dude did you see that new mermaid sex video
normal guy: wtf like what the actual fuck your a fucking animal pervert you horny hyena

by urfathersbuttplug December 8, 2021

sex

my dick inside your pussy

let's have sex

by lunapuma November 17, 2021

Sex Worker

Term used by girls who can't admit to themselves that they're a prostitute. Usually uttered by those flashing their clunge for $4.99 on certain websites.

I run my own business online as a sex worker.

by Semproxion October 10, 2023

cat sex

This is the action of 2 masculine male cats having intense anal sexual intercourse.

me: "Hey dude, wanna have cat sex again"
fbi: "No thanks, my Ass hurts from before!"

by eonisdaddy September 1, 2021

Sex

Finale

I couldn’t believe I figured out what kind of girl I really was in just two hours. I grabbed my backpack of the chair of my desk. I was happy, proud, and confident cuz I was walking out of the classroom with a throbbing, bruised vagina(and lips), a popped cherry, and semen running down me. I decided on the next test I’m gonna fuck up hard just so we can do this again. I wondered what he’ll do next time. Cut me with a knife? Ride me like a horse? Use a device on my pussy? I also needed an excuse to why there were bruises on my lips, torso, and butt.
Sex

by PrettyNTough December 1, 2023

Sex

~your mom~

„Dude your mom is sexy”

by Hellothereandwelcometomyhumble May 28, 2021

Deplorable sex

1. The act of using legation, such as:
Carrots,cucumbers, Bananas, etc. To satisfy a sexual desisire.

Using equipment, lightbulbs and/or heat generating housware..
2. UN-natural and inhumane sexual behavior.

Deplorable sex was caught on camera by a family member.

by Zambama May 21, 2018