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The important things.

"We spend a lot of time talking about the important things."
"Weeping cock?"
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by Dordobolong April 14, 2022

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A mixture between a dickhead and that random guy named Christian at the local public school listening to four big guys

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by Coolhusky November 15, 2021

Lobster Cock

When you masturbate so furiously your penis turns red, or even blue.

I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard I got a lobster cock.

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 22, 2022

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Michael love's big black cock

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by sissybbcboi February 13, 2024

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Any kind of fucking done by someone who had a turd transplanted where his cock used to be.

Newly transplanted dude : Medical science is amazing! From now on all sex is Alabama Hot Cock for me!

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Pendulous cock

So big it swings when he walks

That Ryan Reynolds guy sure does have one hell of a pendulous cock

by Tapir Knuckles February 17, 2023

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beautiful

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by toastytoastietoast May 15, 2023