bites the dog

A. When something sucks beyond all levels
B. When all plans failed
C. When everything just completely sucks (sometimes including a profane adjective)

A. "That is total bullshit! That just completely bites the dog!"
B. "Great idea, dickhead. That just bites the dog. Any other brilliant ideas?"
C. "This bites the fucking dog!"

by MistaJ478 September 15, 2022

Mad Dog

A chickadee who is rich and gets the lil boiiis attention.

Dude. Such a mad dog

by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019

Dogs breakfast

Wonder bread

I’m not eating that dogs breakfast, I’m having a slice of dempsters

by Bargie66 November 10, 2020

dapper-dog

A dapper-dog is a man who is polite, chivalrous and attentive during the initial stages of dating until he has sex with a woman (or man if he is gay). Once he acquires sex, the thrill is over and he no longer feels the need to wear the mask of a dapper man and resorts to being quite rude and distant.

Tina was surprised when she did not hear from her boyfriend the next day. She assumed when she did not hear from him at all that she had initially misjudged him and that he was a dapper-dog masquerading as a gentleman.

by Narcbuster May 31, 2018

Dog house

A boyfriend being in the centre of the looney bin being taunted and buttons pushed

Hi I’m David slade and I’m in the dog house

by Looney1 March 3, 2021

smash dog

when a man is having sex with a woman then he pulls out and smashes his dick with a hammer

yesterday, i smash dogged myself when i was banging my girlfriend

by ricky flanders November 3, 2010

Dogs

Them crusty dusty slimy grimy swine licking fingers of the feet

Man! You walking around with your dogs out on a Tuesday?

by Lord Pink Lemonade Jello March 28, 2023