vommit on a cock

the act of fucking throwing up on your bbc whilst masturbating to have a better orgasm whilst one of your parental gaurdians watches on in fear.

mum-stop vomiting on your cock before i fucking beat the living fuck out of you. -vommit on a cock

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cock and dick

Dick. Penis. Cock. Meat rod. Male reproductive organ. PP. Knob. Shaft. Wang. Peter. Ding dong. Pisser. The holy sword.

by Khalif Allen May 27, 2021

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A mans genitals during No Nut November. The cock wants to get pleased more than ever and the horny level of the man is beyond imagination.

by Kurtkorv November 05, 2019

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When you dip your dick in hot wax and make a custom condom but when you pull out it shoots off and hits her in the eye

Bro my girl won't talk to me after I gave her a candle cock

by Thetallmf September 03, 2017

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Any condition that leads to your penis having the sensation of a burning tip.

I should have been more careful on Saturday night. That girl has given me a definite case of candle cock.

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a secret message between friends where someone says 'horse' and the other friend says 'cock'. do not ask why people do it, it's just funny.

Person A: hey, person B.
Person B: What's up?
Person A: Horse.
Person B: Cock!
Both: Horse Cock!

by unkoolaid August 30, 2021

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A big 11 pound cock that when it hits you, you will fucking die.

Dude1: Man, this horse is really pretty
Dude2: Ya, his cock is absolutely massive, it is like 11 pounds!!

A big 11 pound horse cock

by SarcasticBean March 04, 2021

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