crowing of the cock

Getting an erection

Person: Jim called his erection the crowing of the cock and now I want his dick

by cfm21 October 21, 2014

cock sucker

me, you pretty much everyone at this point.

everyone's a cock sucker

by sucker of men January 24, 2023

Cock

A thing only men have

"Yo Jimmy nice cock bro!"

"Thanks Timmy!"

by RaZeGg October 28, 2020

Cock Tax

A man who is paying child support or paying out their spouse after a separation.

He has been paying some serious cock tax since Catherine found out he was unfaithful .

by Spanishbride March 16, 2017

cock stem

The defined tube-like line in-between your balls and the tip when the cock is aroused. For a more informative statement, simply say "stem of the cock".

"Did you hear about Joe's cock stem? Heard it was massive, man!"
"I whacked the stem of my cock on the counter yesterday. Hurt like a bitch!"

by StickyBusiness June 22, 2016

cock nosher

The act of "noshing" (verb gerund or present participle: noshing eat food enthusiastically or greedily.) on a penis.

Amy: Did you like that blowjob?
Jordan: You're such a great cock nosher. *groans*

by jimmysavileswetwipe July 27, 2016

Vodka Cock

The inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive vodka consumption.

After 10 screwdrivers, Andy's vodka cock was full-on wet noodle status.

by NickEpic July 29, 2012